Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
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Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Wedding Anniversary
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