Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...