Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...