Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...