I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...