New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...