Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...