Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...