Horse or chicken?
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Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Partner takes vacation
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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...