Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...