headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...