Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!