The Perfect Day
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Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!