What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...