What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...