Confucius says again…
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Microsoft Market Penetration
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A really cold morning
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
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What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
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There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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