Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...