A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...