I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...