You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!