Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...