Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!