I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...