What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...