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How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
The new merger name game!
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You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...