The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...