Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...