Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...