Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...