Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...