This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...