Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...