String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...