La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...