The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....