If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...