Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...