Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...