Dog with no legs
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Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...