I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...