Dropped your wallet
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Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
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Politically Correct Santa
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Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...