Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...