A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...