Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...