The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....