A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Knock Knock Christmas
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Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...