Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...