Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....