Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...