Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!