What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...